ShyGuyClock's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[Super Ninja]

well done

I have one question: in the third level, are supposed to be able to use the egg enemy things to climb upwards? If you just run against them it propels both of you upwards.

[Sack Smash 2001]

pretty okay

it actually had strategy for once(people you CANT kill) it was pretty cool, except you have this weird obsession with gigantic scrotums that really freaks me out.

[Chainsaw the Children]

jesus christ

there is no way to get an accurate reading on portal submissions involved with tom because everyone autimatically votes really high as soon as they see his name on it. its cool, but not a 4.21. the chainsaw is pretty cool and the combos are nice, but i wanna see some actual mechanics before i vote higher. pretty cool, sort of.

[Aqua Energizer]

Pretty cool, but flawed.

this game was pretty fun, I enjoyed solvng the puzzles, although my thinking was rushed due to the pointless time limit. Generally the puzzles were pretty good, but I still haven't beaten level 7 (got level 8 passcode from friend) and the overall cheapness of level 5 (unless you have a heads-up, your probably going to lose at least one life at the very beginning from being trapped) brought the score down. The password system and slick interface were saving graces.

[Alien Hominid]

freaking sweet!

I mean sure, the drawings aren't fantastic, and I suck, but, like sweet! Sweet! SWEET!

[Resident Evil Freedom]

what the fuck

how come he doesnt have a gun, but the pilot does? how come he doesnt have to drop the slide when he reloads the pistol? how come the m14 looks suspisciously like an m16? how can a sniper rifle take down a helicopter? without firing? how come this game is so mediocre, yet so popular?

[Project EDDIE]

sweet

that was sweet! i wish i could call games this good "little" things i did in a week. what are the other two big projects anyway? pico 2 better be one of them...

[Xiao Xiao No. 4]

damn you

damn you zhu! you're too good! i wanna be good! man, this guy is a masta of flash.

[Combat Instinct 2]

yes

yes. not no, yes. this game rox. McFretN, why the hell aren't you on the network? you're a genius! this game was really fun. Also, it was hard, unlike nearly every non-tom-fulp game on this site. when's CI3 coming?

[3D Joe Water Balloon Drop]

bobbobbobbob, bobbobbobbob...

how dumb can you be? seriously, how dumb can anyone be? shockwave.com got the water balloon drop from 3djoe.com. this person that submitted this obviously IS 3djoe or someone that works at that site. its just like the romper submitting games and cartoons from romp.com, or anybody submitting games and cartoons from their own site, to get it some publicity. now, sabotaging a game's rating because of your stupidity is inexcusable. i demand you go get yourself piss drunk. now anyway, this was a good game. theres something incredibly exhilerating about dropping ballons on people's heads. good work.